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Palmer93

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Here I'm going to write different kinds of jokes,anecdotes,witticisms and so on,please,don't write anything,but jokes here,because that topic is made only for humour.

Let's start with something easy and short!

1)Editor: Did you write this poem yourself?

   Contributor:Yes, every line of it

    Editor; Then, I'm glad to meet you,Allan Poe, I thought you were dead long ago.

2) Friend: I'm sorry I couldn't come to your wedding. 

     Movie Actress: Never mind. You will come to my next one.

3) Newspaper Editor: So you'd like a job on our paper.

    Cub Reporter: Yes, sir.

    Editor: Have you ever told a lie?

    Reporter: No, but I'm willing to learn.

 

Have a nice day!

The last one is good :)

若絮815

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haha...very funny!

1)

On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoman.

Are these for your wife, sir? she asked.

Yes, I said.

For her birthday? she asked.

No, I replied.

For your anniversary?

No, I said again.

As I pocketed my change and headed toward the door, the young woman called out, I hope she forgives you.

2)

A little kid was caught picking apples from an apple tree by his neighbor.

Being very angry,the neighbor shouted to the little kid,"Get down from the tree immediately,or I'll go find your Dad and tell him this!"

To the neighbor's great surprise,the kid raised his head,talking to the man above the tree,"Dad," he said,"there's someone looking for you down there."

Have a nice day!

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:))))
The first one is very funny ;) Thanks, Lily!

若絮815

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You're welcome ^-^  I am very happy to let you feel fuuny, have a good time veryday~

Do you know the difference between lego (legoland, the game) and sex?

Ehm, no... (Normally people gave this answer)

Good, then keep playing lego ;)

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Good one ! Haha

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very good!

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Hahaha!
Stas, I like the first and the second :), very funny.

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Well. It is not an anecdote but the short funny story about O'Henry.

There was the competition for the sortest story. The story must  have an introduction, culmination, outcome. O'Henry has won. He has written the short story like this:

The driver has started to smoke and bends above the gasoline tank to see what is the petrol level is.

The decedent is 23 years old.