Marc: I have got the perfect gift for you, for our anniversary this year.
mymodece: Please, don't buy me sandals!
Marc: What do you mean? I buy you nice gifts.
mymodece: Last time I received an ugly keyring that I never use.
Marc: You gave me a briefcase that I never carry.
mymodece: I will make it easier this year. I want that red purse I showed you yesterday.