oldbgb: I have got the perfect gift for you, for our anniversary this year.
Julia: Please, don't buy me sandals!
oldbgb: What do you mean? I buy you nice gifts.
Julia: Last time I received an ugly keyring that I never use.
oldbgb: You gave me a briefcase that I never carry.
Julia: I will make it easier this year. I want that red purse I showed you yesterday.