Christine: I am a Taurus, did you know that? What is your sign? Let me guess, I am sure you are a Scorpio.
oldbgb: No, I am an Aquarius and I actually don't believe that the stars can influence my future.
Christine: Really? I have heard that Aquarius men are the perfect match for me! My last boyfriend was a Gemini and it was a complete failure.
oldbgb: Really, I think astrology is nonsense. You probably just don’t fit together.
Christine: Anyway, according to my horoscope I will be meeting the man of my life today.
oldbgb: Ok, then let's have a drink and interpret the influence of the planets on people.